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Joke of the Day
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"
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"My friend says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that..."
"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"
"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."
"Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that."
"Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse."
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes..."
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."