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Joke of the Day

"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."

"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"I met a French gentleman in the bathroom. How do I know he was French, do you ask? He went oui, oui. Source: my 13 year old brother."

"Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation... I guess its because they're always so horny..."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."