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Joke of the Day

"The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly."

"The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick They can still talk while they do it."

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"

"If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire."

"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."

"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!"

"What's the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing"

"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"