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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."

"40 world leaders are in DC tonight. Blocks away, George Clinton is playing a show. Does Joe Biden know what a big funking deal that is?"

"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."

"It's hot as balls today. And by ""balls"" I mean ""testicles""."

"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"

"My friend Richard is protesting against the unjust treatment of Gorillas Dick's out for Harambe."

"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"

"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."

"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."

"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."