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Joke of the Day

"Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation... I guess its because they're always so horny..."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"

"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"

"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. Doctor"

"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."