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Joke of the Day

"I met a French gentleman in the bathroom. How do I know he was French, do you ask? He went oui, oui. Source: my 13 year old brother."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"

"Which murderer is the safest to be stuck in an elevator with? The ax murderer of course. He will always ax you before murdering you."

"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."

"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"

"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"

"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."