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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends."
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"Friends are like motorcycles... 'Cause I wish I had a motorcycle"
"I got my hair cut this morning and my wife still hasn't said a thing about it. omg, I'm so mad right now I can barely breathe."
"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."
"Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide"
"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."
"Just went to the dentist. He's a pretty average, normal guy so I assume he'd be one of the four out of five."
"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""