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Joke of the Day
"Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide"
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"What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)"
"I hope Death is a woman.... That way it will never come for me."
"*ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter. No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]"
"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."
"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."