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Joke of the Day

"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."

"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."

"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 38 D breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!"

"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."

"Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear the camel out."

"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."

"DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*"

"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."

"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."