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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like motorcycles... 'Cause I wish I had a motorcycle"
Next Joke
"My friend got me a sweater for Christmas... I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but she did the trick."
"What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!"
"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"
"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"
"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"