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Joke of the Day
"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
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"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"
"I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend's heart."
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."
"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."
"What kind of lizard goes into salad? A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS"
"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"