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Joke of the Day

"Way to greet me with a headache, Friday. Who died and made you an asshole? You think you're Monday or something?"

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."

"Her heart was in the right place.. In her chest to the left"

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools."

"Friends and Family of Jedis should be called ""The Force Kin"""

"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."

"I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive. "

"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."