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Joke of the Day
"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."
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"I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there."
"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."
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"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"
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"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"
"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"