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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."
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"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"
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"Why is my father so abusive? Beats me"
"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."
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"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."