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Joke of the Day
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
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"Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go."
"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"
"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."
"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."
"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."
"The toilet at my local Police Station has been stolen. Cops have nothing to go on"
"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"
"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."