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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
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"What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul."
"A girl from the recruitment agency called. She said, ""Sir, I have three openings for you."" I said, ""I know."" She hung up."
"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."
"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""