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Joke of the Day
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
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"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"
"She blindfolded me and said she was going to put heaven on my lips. I asked what kind of pizza it was. I woke up outside with a concussion"
"Alcohol won't solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice."
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"
"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"
"Two Men Walk Into A Bar Its okay, they're getting stitches at the hospital."