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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."
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"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."
"How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is."
"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."
"Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says ""Idaho""."
"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."
"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."
"Women's deodorant: Spring Breeze, Lilac, Gentle Sunshine. Men's deodorant: Sport, Mountain, Forest Fire, Rage, Fistfight, Childhood Angst."
"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."