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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."
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"NSFW Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Hubby: Yes I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"
"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."
"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
"I'm really worried what will happen if Donald Trump runs as a third party candidate. I'm afraid there will be hell toupee."
"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"
"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
"A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate."
"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."