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Joke of the Day

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."

"Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels"

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women"

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"[1st day undercover] Me: [to gang of street punks] what up dongs? Voice through earpiece: OMG its DAWGS u idiot Me: is ur gang hiring today?"

"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."