2557
Joke of the Day
"What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul."
Next Joke
"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"
"How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)"
"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"
"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"
"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"
"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"
"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"
"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."