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Joke of the Day

"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."

"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"

"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"

"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"

"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."

"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"

"Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady"

"If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself."

"Studies show ""not jokes"" are coming back and are likely to be funnier than ever. Not."