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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"

"Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"

"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."

"wouldn't be arguing..."