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Joke of the Day
"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"
"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"
"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."
"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."
"Mom, can I have another piece of pecan pie? ""You mean MAY, not CAN"" Ok, mom can I have another piece of pemay pie?"
"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"
"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"