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Joke of the Day

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday. Kept saying ""rubbit"""

"Domestic abuse joke I went to a restaurant the other night and my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered real slow because obviously she can't listen."

"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."

"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."

"You ever feel like you just don't really understand anything, and then your hands turn into flippers and you realize you're a dolphin?"

"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."