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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"
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"Porn I watch so much porn, my screen saver is windex."
"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"
"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
"What is the most effective form of birth control? Abortions."
"I have sexdaily *dyslexia"
"Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back."