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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"

"Why does the divorced guy keep a tampon on the top of his tv set? To remind him of the cunt that has his DVD player."

"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"

"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"

"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."

"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"