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Joke of the Day
"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."
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"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."
"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."
"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"What did Jesus become after they nailed him to the cross? Holey."
"I like my women like I like my viruses. Safely contained on my laptop."