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Joke of the Day
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
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"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"
"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."
"*On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off.."
"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... He pulls out a gun and says, "" I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"" "
"What's up? the ceiling"
"""So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"" - a hilarious waiter taking a Spice Girl's order"
"Whats a terrorists favorite dessert flavored ices"