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Joke of the Day

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit"

"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."

"I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur. Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down."

"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body... but then my mom gave birth."

"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"