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Joke of the Day
"A fly gets hit by a truck. what is the last thing to go through it's head? It's arse"
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"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"
"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."
"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."
"I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time"
"Good Cop: If you tell us where the money is we can help you. Bag Cop: *majestically floats around the interrogation room on AC currents*"
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night"
"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("