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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time"
Next Joke
"Instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" I accidentally said ""How's your daddy?"" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol"
"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"
"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"
"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"
"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"
"What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off"
"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"