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Joke of the Day
"Who needs Black Friday... when you have Mike Brown Monday?"
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"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."
"I'm drunk & I want a TV Special called ""Wizard Fight"" where David Copperfield, David Blaine and Cris Angel try to make each other disappear."
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run ""I'd give my left arm"" and ""Single-handedly"" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes."
"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."