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Joke of the Day
"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("
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"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."
"I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut."