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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"
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"Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
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"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."
"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?"
"What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting? Imp-Patient!"
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"