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Joke of the Day
"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."
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"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"
"What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift? A palette."
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"
"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"
"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"