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Joke of the Day

"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."

"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn ""o"" into ""O""."

"Help! I've been robbed! They stole everything except my deodorant, shampoo and hand soap. Dirty bastards"

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."