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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"An anteater walks into a bar... ""First the horse, now this asshole"" remarked the bartender. Credit: u/reduxde"

"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."

"My middle finger will be answering all questions today!"

"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."

"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."

"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"

"In politics we call it left-wing and right-wing because we are all a part of the same bird. And we are all being told what to do by bird brains."

"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them."