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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

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"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
"Boxers Last night as I was sitting on the edge of the bed gently pulling off my boxers, the wife said, ""You spoil those dogs!"""
"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."