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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."

"What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes"

"My five-year-old: ""I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT!"" No two-week notice or anything. She'd better not expect a reference."

"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"

"Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist? Florine talent."

"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"

"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."

"What's the difference between a racist joke and a sexist joke? Racist jokes are offensive."