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Joke of the Day
"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."
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"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."
"I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"
"What did the Japanese stoner say? Toke yo"
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."
"96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when I can get my next nap in."
"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"