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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"
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"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"
"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."
"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."
"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."
"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"
"Lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch"
"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."