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Joke of the Day

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"

"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car."

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""

"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"

"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."