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Joke of the Day
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"
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"I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one ""Homer"""
"What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him."
"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."
"How to catch a polar bear: Step 1: cut a hole in the ice. Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it. Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole."
"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"
"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."
"A vegan, a priest, & a rabbi walk into a bar. The vegan pretty much just blabs on & on about how he's a vegan for the next hour. The end."
"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."