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Joke of the Day
"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."
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"Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder... ... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?"
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"[at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*"
"Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot"
"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"