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Joke of the Day
"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"
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"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"
"I am a Buddhist atheist, I hope I'm reincarnated as a atheist Buddhist."
"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"
"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"
"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."
"i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it"
"So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today?"
"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""