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Joke of the Day

"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"

"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"

"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"

"If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars.. I still wouldn't give a shit."

"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."

"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"

"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"

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