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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."
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"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."
"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."
"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."
"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"