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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"What's a pirate's favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey."

"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""

"Yo mama so hairy You almost died of rug burn when you were born"

"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."

"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."

"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."

"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"

"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"

"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."