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Joke of the Day
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
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"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
"My girlfriend would never propose to me. She doesn't have the balls."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"
"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"
"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."
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