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Joke of the Day
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
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"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."
"Two corn muffins were in the oven baking. One turns to the other and says ""man it's HOT in here"" the other corn muffin replies... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHaaaaa A TALKING CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!"
"A priest, rapist, and a pedophile comes into a bar... He then sits down and buys a beer"
"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."
"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."
"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."
"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"