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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend would never propose to me. She doesn't have the balls."
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"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."
"My friend really likes to have sex with people. I guess it's the teenage whoremones."
"Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA put a man on the moon. We put a bird into pigs."
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"How can you tell when a man pumping gas is a male porn star? Right before the gas stops pumping, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car."
"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."
"Why is the US terrible at league of legends? Because they can't protect their towers."
"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."